A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY NOT SO FAR AWAY...
THE USS BISCUIT

In a universe measured in dog treats and determination, the bravest captain wears a tiny gold uniform.

Chief Scientist BOB has run the calculations. They are, by his own admission, "quite unusual."

Counselor SUE has counseled three ensigns through existential crises this morning alone.

Linguist LEORA has mastered 47 alien languages. None of them were useful. Until now.

And Engineer VANCE... is currently asleep at his station.

Only CAPTAIN CODY โ€” fluffy, fearless, and gloriously toothed โ€” can lead this crew into the unknown.

His ears are ready.

The galaxy is not.